Interview- Fuji Minx

Fuji Minx hails from the sun and the warmth of California. A grand slam of talent and originality, their album “Users Cheaters Theatres” is remarkable, as is, each member in their creative contributions. Fuji Minx is fabulous and genuine in so many ways, as you’ll find out in their interview. This is a hot band---an open-minded band---a super spicy, and downright fun band to have interviewed. They are true gems to me! (:

Grave Concerns: Bright Greetings Greta, John, Rob, and Nolaig, what a wonderful and excellent opportunity to have you here at the grave, how are you guys doing?
Rob: Yes it is Thank You.
John: Flacid at the moment, but I have high hopes for the future.
Greta: I’m good!
Noel: Geez it’s hot in here. Open a window.
John: What? Are you menopausal?
Grave Concerns: We’re off to a grand start---excellent!

Grave Concerns: When did you first discover that music was what you wanted to pursue? And while you were waiting for that to happen, what other jobs did you have?
Rob: When I was 3 years old…that’s the truth. I made a deal with the Devil.
John: When I first heard the Beatles.
Noel: StickyFingers…It’s just that demon life it’s got me in its sway.
Greta: Well isn’t it everyone’s dream to be a rockstar? I’ve had a million jobs…I worked at Taco Bell, Graphic Designer, bartender, touring performer, many various film jobs (PA, Producer, Actress), & perpetual student.
John: I was a talent scout for the Donkey Show and that’s where I met Nolaig… Noel: Under the name Don Key Ho’ Tit.

Grave Concerns: As team collaborators, what have been the most difficult compromises to been made, regarding lyrics and music? How do you move forward, when something you’d really wanted to be considered, is not mutually felt?

Greta: We have a big fight and then have make-up sex. Or we have an argument just to have make-up sex.
John: In fact we argued over this answer so we are going to have a circle jerk conga line…
Grave Concerns: Ahhh, the life of musicians---it just isn’t fair sometimes!

Grave Concerns: You’re getting such a wave of positive kudos for your songs “But No No No”, “Better Place”,  “Cat Wine”, and “Free Lorainne”…hitting #1 in a variety of genres, and charts…congratulations guys---that is VERY impressive! How are you absorbing this all?
John: In the words of Wayne Newton “DonkeyShame!”
Noel: Absorbing it through our Nicotine patches…that’s how!
Greta: John’s obsessed w/ Donkey’s apparently. Seriously, it’s very encouraging that people actually like the music we are putting out there. Now you won’t be able to get rid of us. MUHAHAHAHA!

Grave Concerns: How would you go about explaining the rush of adrenalin you guys feel when performing on stage?
Rob: Yeah, it’s like crack!
John: Not the drug, but the thing that separates our butt cheeks. Just don’t ask to borrow my pipe.
Grave Concerns: Hmmm, there’s way more story here…so I can’t borrow your pipe John, because it probably had already been up Rob’s butt? (;

Grave Concerns: I reviewed your album “Users Cheaters Theatres”…a brilliant album btw, such talents you all are. Which song was the most difficult for you to write and perform; how about the one you’re most proud of? And is there relevance toward the title of your album? And lastly, who shot the album cover? And again, I have to say how much I really connected to your song “Dead2Me”.  As for your grooving and funky song “Let’s Get Naked”…did any of you? What? I’m just an inquisitive gal. I know about the blue and white striped towel---sweet leg muscles Greta!

Greta & Rob Simultaneously: “Why, Thank You!”
John: Well “Feline Alley” was the most difficult b/c we had to use tiny whips on the kitties to get them to perform.
Greta: Really Cat Wine was a lot of work b/c there’s a lot of shit going on, from slow to fast, to a cabaret, a choir, and more. We really wanted the song to turn into madness (like addictions do) and that took a lot of trial and error to get it where we wanted it. I think Rob and I alone spent a month working on Cat Wine before we even did the final mixes. Also ‘ glad you asked…The title of the Album came from the Bob Dylan Music Video for the song “Subterranean Homesick Blues” where he tosses the cue cards. It was 3 of the cards that he tosses in order. We were brainstorming album titles at the time and for some reason those 3 caught my eye and we said “Perfect’!
Grave Concerns: You’re very welcome. John, did you get the tiny whips from your own collection? That’s an awesome story in regard to your album title---very cool.

Grave Concerns: You guys are so styling---love the clothes---very, very, cool. Who’s your stylist(s) and do you have a say in how you want to look, and do you get to keep any of the clothes? As for your newspaper top, Greta, I bet you get a lot of people checking out your headlines----if I were to wear it, I’d be small time news…oh, well, love it anyway. (;

John: Doggie’s My Style
Greta: We pretty much style ourselves. Sometimes I’ll give tips to the guys, but we all LOVE fashion. It pretty much goes hand and hand with rock & roll. But we also like to team up with cool peeps like Kit Pistol from Project Runway Season 4. She designed these kick-ass Leggings that I saw in a magazine and I stalked her until she responded. Haha. No but she’s totally cool and such an amazing designer. We have similar styles so I love everything she does! I know we will be teaming up together again, I can’t wait!
Noel: Yeah so if anyone wants to sponsor us and give us free clothes…
Greta: Yes, please call us!!

Grave Concerns: It’s 3:38 on Friday morning, and you’re about three-hours away from your hotel room, on a road, in a city you’ve never been to before, when your tour bus breaks down. It’s snowing, cold, and none of the cell phones can get reception. What do you do?

John: Drink
Rob: Drink
Noel: Drink the Fuel
Greta: Light Flares, Drink, Light more Flares, Drink…Someone gets caught on Fire...Then BBQ!
John: Toast the toasted.
Rob: Naked Snow Angels and drink.
Grave Concerns: At least you’ve got a plan!

Grave Concerns: You all seem so easygoing, fun, friendly, and have a wonderful report with one anther. Do you guys give each other dating advice…and do you take it?
Rob: No we date each other.
Noel: Incest is best.
Greta: Yeah John takes it…
Grave Concerns: What then, did the psychologist AND psychiatrist (because I'm sure some of you need to be medicated) say? (;

Grave Concerns: If you could have a movie director direct your next video, who would it be and why? And which song would it be?

Greta: Definitely I have this vision of doing “You Taught Me Well” in a badass motherfucker Kill Bill style killing spree by Quentin Tarantino.
Rob: David Lynch should do “But No No No”...I like it I like it!
Greta: Rob Zombie or Eli Roth would be killer as well!
Grave Concerns: Medicated or not…you guys are so AWESOME! LOVE Quentin, Greta---one of my favorites. David Lynch is very, very, cool too, Rob.

Grave Concerns: You’ll be touring this year---any plans to come to Boston, MA? I hope so; I’d really love to see you guys.
Noel: Oh yeah!
J: first chance we get!!!
G: Hopefully by the Fall!! Go to our MySpace page and click the “DEMAND” button. That way we know where to go on tour! The music biz is bankrupt right now so touring is limited, so if we know people are digging us somewhere, we will go!!!
Grave Concerns: I hope so! (: And if I had said I live in Chicago---would you have said the same answers? Just kidding…(;

Grave Concerns: Please share with us the documentary you’re working on about “the importance of giving and harmony in this world”, and how you came about filming it? Sounds beautiful and very meaningful. Greta: Unfortunately the documentary is on hold due to travel costs right now, but we aren’t giving up on it. Our main focus right now is a commercial/video project that involves a kick ass team of amazing individuals that happen to all have the same disability. We don’t want to give away too much, but this video is sure to be amazing and the cast we’ve got is unbelievable! These guys and gals can all kick my ass and this killer action video will be ground breaking and eye opening! We are trying to raise money for this project right now. We have about $5k and need $15k more. If you would like to know more and support the cause, email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it !

Grave Concerns: Would you consider yourselves spiritual?

Rob: Sure, Yeah!
Noel: Sober Irishman.
John: Is that like being incestual?
Greta: Yes, in a way. I think of it as more in touch with myself, body and mind, as well as the world around me. All of us have different beliefs and are “spiritual” people who have our own sets of morals and values, but none us follow a conventional religion.
Grave Concerns: Lovely Greta---very beautifully put. Very nice Rob. Sorry Noel…I think. John…you’ve got a long road ahead of yourself my friend.

Grave Concerns: How did you come up with the name Fuji Minx?
John: I came up with Minx because we had a female lead singer and wanted that to come across in the name.
Greta: The Fuji came from me just looking around the room and I saw that on a videotape and yelled “FUJI MINX” b/c I thought it sounded funny. And all the guys went “YEAH!” So we kept it.

Grave Concerns: Does anyone like to play pool, cards, bowling…how about going to a wax museum---now that’s pretty cool…isn’t it?

Rob: Wax Museum YES!!
Noel: madam T’s yes!
G: I like all of the above! I was raised an only child so I get bored easily. Bring on the games and gambling! And of course John like to gamble. (See “Cat Wine” Video).
Grave Concerns: Well, when you guys get to Boston---we’ll do it all. Hmmm, I don’t think I know of a wax museum in Boston. We can melt Barbi dolls with candles, and pretend to make celebrities out of them! Would you like that John?

Grave Concerns: Since I am a vegetarian and overall animal lover, I tend to live in my own little fantasy world where no animals are harmed or kill each other. Like I said…I live in a fantasy world…but it’s a lovely place. (: If you were told you could have three species of animals, who generally do not get along with one another, which ones would you choose to live in unity, and why?
John: Lions…Tigers and Bears Oh my.
Noel: What are you on?
G: Don’t listen to Noel, he’s sober! I would say…PEOPLE, LIGERS, & Unicorns! Actually all of us are animal lovers!! We all have pets and like them a lot more than some people. J
Grave Concerns: Oh my is right, John. I’m on a chair Noel…what are you on? Amen Greta! (:

Grave Concerns: What are some of your fears? And have you overcome others?
John: Underage Women.
Noel: fear = fuck everything and run.
G: not yet…well singing in front of people I KNOW! Yikes. Give me a stadium anytime!
Grave Concerns: John, after your fans read about you, you won’t have that fear ANYMORE!

Grave Concerns: What does romance mean to you?

John: Prolonging the… Noel: Boning!
Rob: hahaha!
John: I’m a romantic…I like to BONE!
Grave Concerns: Yeah…I’m really hot now!

Grave Concerns: What time it is right now? And what did you do 19 minutes ago?
Rob: 4:20…basking in the orange sunshine.
Greta: 9:37pm and we were still doing this interview. ;)
Grave Concerns: (:

Grave Concerns: Do you have any juicy fan stories to spill? How about juicy stories on your fellow band mates? (;
Greta: Ew!
John: A fan threw up on me...it was juicy.
Grave Concerns: Any chunks in it?

Grave Concerns: Not only do you have killer-hot songs to listen to up on your profile---you’ve got videos and an interview on Vlaze.com “Rock Remedy”. Sensational stuff my friends---you certainly are skilled when it comes to performing on stage, as well as, conducting an honest, fun and intelligent interview. What are some of your most memorable moments from the interview, and stage performances on Vlaze.com?

G: Jess (the host)! She’s hot!!
Noel: When Rob tried to give the mic a BJ.
Grave Concerns: Sweet memories---that’s what’s is all about---hot host and Rob getting down on a mic. Wish I were there.

Grave Concerns: Tell us about your song “being featured on the new season of MySpace TV’s “Roommates”, how did that come about? And do you watch the show? Any news spinning about a guest appearance?
Noel: The chicks are hot…
Rob: We gave them a BJ.
G: The girls?
John: Yep.
Rob: I nearly suffocated.
Greta: The show found us, ask asked us if they could use our song “But No No no” Of course we said YES!! You can download it for FREE courtesy of “The Man”, Ford Motor Company, at https://www.myspace.com/roommates
Grave Concerns: That’s incredible Greta---I’m so happy for you guys to have that kind of acknowledgment. I see the guys went to a lot of comedy shows lately.

Grave Concerns: On “INDIE PADS” you’ve showcased some of the paintings you’ve done---Greta---awesome! Just want to know something though…how the hell do you practice---strike that---how the hell do you guys practice when Greta’s in such a sexy bathing suit?
John: Greta’s Bikini is her instrument and we don’t look at it any more sexual. Greta: They are like my brothers so I don’t wanna think about that! hahaha

Grave Concerns: Tell us about Conan O’Brien’s website HorneyManatee.com?

Greta: Conan was doing this bit about HornyManatee.com and they asked people to submit artwork for it. So I did “Three Manatees and a Baby” and made Conan the baby. Good times.

Grave Concerns: Continuation on “INDIE PADS”…LOVE the badae---multiply (key word my friends) uses I see that it serves…hmmm, I’m REALLY likein’ this toy…I mean cleansing machine. What OTHER purpose could it even serve???? (; You could get some $$$ selling it on E-bay…lol! Oh, yeah…did I even have a question here? Free range my friends! 
John: It makes a great water pick for a drunk.
Greta: Hey don’t bogart my bidet!
Grave Concerns: LOL!

Grave Concerns: I prefer my toilet paper to hang over, not under…how about you?
Greta: Over!!
John: Over!
Rob: I like to be on top.
John: most of the members here are just hung.
Grave Concerns: Gee, I honestly didn’t think my toilet paper question could turn into something sexual---Rob and John…thank you! (;
So John, where do you stand then? (;

Grave Concerns: I noticed up on your MySpace photo album, a “fan art” drawing of you Greta, called “Greta the Glampire” by “LovelyPumpkin”---very cool drawing---and my heart SO belongs to the vampires. Please tell us more about this drawing--- and whose blood is dripping off your lips?

Greta: A cool Fan who goes by “LovelyPumpkin” has all of these cool vampire drawings and she did one of me. I consider myself a “Glampire” and the blood is there for fashion reasons! J But whose blood is it? My last victim of course! ;)
Grave Concerns: Yummy!

Grave Concerns: If you had the power to live the life of any character in a movie for one-week after the end credits rolled, who would you choose and why?
Greta: I would be Andy from Shawshank Redemption b/c he finally is living!
John: I wanna be the scarecrow in the wizard of oz b/c on that kind of trip you know there’s a flashback coming!
Rob: I would be Neo in the Matrix.
Greta: Is that Matrix 1 b/c you already know what happens in 2 & 3.
Rob: I would be in all of them! “In a world on ones & zero are you a zero or the one?”
Greta...uh so you’re a zero?
Rob: yes in deed-y the One ZERO!
Noel: I can’t think…maybe Jack Nicholson in the shining!

Grave Concerns: You’re going to a party---a child’s birthday party, and you’re in charge of the piñata. What is it going to look like, and what goodies will you fill it up with?
Greta: Um…this question is just too wrong!
John: It looks like Paula Abdul and when you smack it drugs and booze falls out.
Grave Concerns: Poor Paula. ): You were soooooooo right Greta.

Grave Concerns: Tell us two things about yourselves that your fans would be surprised to know about you
John: #1 I don’t have fans & #2 I shave my balls like a porn star. Who’s with me?
Noel: I’m not funny…& I get my food at Starbucks and my coffee at McDonalds.
Rob: I cook meat but I don’t eat it. I give it to the dog.
Greta: Hmm…I’m trying to think what I DIDN’T REVEAL in my Episode of Indie Pads…I have a brown spot in my green-blue eyes and I’m dyslexic. Are those surprising enough?
Grave Concerns: Well John, I’m a fan…so you and your hairless balls will just have to deal with it; Actually Noel, that was funny! (: Well Rob, we have the don’t eat meat thing in common…very nice. Greta, you’re an amazing woman!

Grave Concerns: If you were able to put on a concert for charity, which one/s would you be supporting, and which artists would you like to headline? Greta: Ask us later this year…we have Charities we supported in the past like Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Research and American Diabetes Association, but we are working on an extra special project right now that we will reveal later this year.
Grave Concerns: Sounds good!

Grave Concerns: What is your drink of choice? And what are some of your favorite foods.

Noel: Water & Olives!
John: Not sliced!
Noel: Definitely not fucking sliced olives. That’s a crime!
John: Diet Coke & a Tuna Melt
Rob: Sushi…with a side of banshees!
Greta: We’re such prima donnas, aren’t we! Haha A VERY Dirty Martini and PIZZA!
Grave Concerns: You’re all something that’s for sure! (:

Grave Concerns: Favorite holiday, color, number and symbol?
Rob: Black & a zero w/ a slash through it.
Noel: My favorite holiday is Madonna & symbol is Zildijian.
John: Columbus Day b/c that’s completely fucked up! The guy thought he was in India! & gets credit for discovering America which was already populated!
Greta: I agree! If you guys haven’t seen this documentary yet “The Canary Effect“ you should! It’s crazy! I love any holiday with PRESENTS! Not just receiving I love to give. Wait what am I talking about?
Grave Concerns: OK…it appears to be some good answers in here. Greta, Greta, Greta…(;

Grave Concerns: Does anyone have tattoos or piercings?

Rob: YES! Yep Yep!
Noel: You have a piecing rob?
Rob: Yep
Greta: He has a prince albert!
Noel: What’s that?
Greta: What? Google Image it! Hahaha Yeah I have 3 tattoos!! The most of anyone in the band so far and some ear piercings. John has 2 tats & some piercings. And Rob just got his first tat and has some piercings. Noel has nothing but now wants the prince albert!
Rob: They pierce it through your urethra!
John: that’s my favorite female singer Urethra Franklin!
Noel: It brings new meaning to the term Freeway of Love…in her pink Cadillac!
Grave Concerns: I sure do like you guys…a lot! You're just a bunch of raw fun. (: I have two tattoos. Planning more soon.

Grave Concerns: Do you think evil is born or raised? How about the goodness in people? Can people change…for the better, and for the worse?
Rob: Live spelled backwards is Evil.
Noel: I think you’re born with it you don’t get a choice.
Greta: I think true evil is created through hatred. As a small example look at attack pitbulls trained to kill but when shown kindness become loving.
Rob: There is no evil without good.
Greta: But evil to me can also mean mischievous which can be fun. Especially in the bedroom.
Noel: Evil is just a shout away.
John: Evil is the new good.
Greta: I think there is both good & evil in everyone and we all have a choice.
John: And change only happens when people get honest. NO by the name of good jumped 20 buses on a motorcycle.

Grave Concerns: Greta, you have such a beautiful voice---have you thought about voice-over work? I think you’d be sensational in animated films...commercials even.

Greta: Thanks! Know anyone that can get me a gig? I’d love to!!

Grave Concerns: You're VERY welcome! I wish I did---you'de be great! (:

Grave Concerns: What is something about the human race that really gets you down…make you wonder…how could that person do that, act that way…say that?
John: Enough about the Bush administration!
Greta: Abusing or killing someone else.

Grave Concerns: What then, on the other hand, does the human race do to make you feel simply proud and amazed by?

John: When strangers rally for a common like to help Katrina victims or pull a child from a well.
Noel: Good Samaritans.
John: Also when people are kind and DO rewind!
Greta: So long VHS! Netflix baby!
Grave Concerns: John, this so far has been your most thought out answer---hurray…pretty much…until you spoke up for a second time! (;

Grave Concerns: Since nature is very precious to me, I tend to be drawn more toward the Earth element. Although each one has its own special attributes, together they are priceless. Which element do you see yourself more drawn toward?
Noel: Is that like minerals and irons and stuff?
John: Air b/c there is no jellyfish there.
Noel: Ocean b/c you can wash yourself.
Greta: What?! Hahaha
Rob: I like air b/c it’s free!
Greta: FIRE FIRE!! (AC/DC style)

Grave Concerns: What color are your cell phones, and which ring tones do you have?
Noel: I just vibrate! Gun Metal Grey.
Greta: Grey with a condom on it! And I vibrate too!
Rob: Black.
John: Grey and the music sounds like a theme song to a geisha house!
Grave Concerns: Hell! Even your phones are sexy! Hey Greta, does the condom keep out those annoying telemarketers? (; Really John? I'm surised it wouldn't be your own voice...(;

Grave Concerns: If you had the ability to change the color of the sky during the daylight hours to a color of your choice…once every 3 months, what four colors would you choose, and why?

Noel: Purple red yellow & black…
Greta: why?
Noel: b/c it matches everything in my closet.
Rob: black & red alternating. Like the Japan rising sun flag!
Noel: like your underwear!
Rob: haha yeah.
John: white, so when I leave the house naked all you can see is my floating eyebrows!
Greta: And your treasure trail!! Haha I choose…Sky Blue, Royal Blue, Turqouise, & Aqua. b/c it looks good why fuck with it too much...

Grave Concerns: If your were to write a short story or a novel based on one of your songs, which one would it be? And if it was to be adapted to the silver screen, who would be your leading actor and actress?
John: Dead2Me.
Greta: And in the starring role, my father. Ouch that’s harsh. But partially true. The rest of the story to be reveal on the E! True Hollywood Story! Haha.
Grave Concerns: I’d watch it.

Grave Concerns: Being a member of MySpace, how has it helped, or hindered your musical endeavors? And which countries do you feel have embraced your music the most?
John: Definitely helped to get our music out there.
Greta: A lot of response from the U.S. definitely! Also a lot of Asia, Australia, …
John: Al Queda.
Greta: and parts of Europe.

Grave Concerns: Write whatever comes to your mind after reading the following:
1. The gown was stunning, but the person wearing it…
John: was a pig.
Noel: That’s it? Jesus Chr@%!^#! (And then repeats what John says)
ALL LAUGH!
Rob: Wasn’t there.
Greta: was Eugene Levy!
2. He had such sorrow in his… Everyone Yells: Meat Curtains! HAHAHA
3. The steps I took were…John: In Dog Shit!
4. Thinking such things will…Noel: Get me horny! John: Keep you from being 100 yards from the high school! Greta: hahaha
5. Is it too late…Noel: For a Happy ending!!!
6. It poured that night, and I wished…Noel: I swallowed. John: I had a shot glass.
7. It was always about…Greta & Rob: SEX! John: Schmitt!
Grave Concerns: You guys sure are punchy! (:

Grave Concerns: You’ve been asked to create a new word defining your style of music. What is that word?

Greta: GLAMPIRE!
John: “I… wanna rob & noel all night!...” (Sung to KISS’ “I wanna Rock & Roll all Night…”)

Grave Concerns: You’re out to dinner, perhaps with someone interested in promoting your music, or an acquaintance. You noticed a piece of spinach stuck in their tooth---do you tell them, or wait for them to excuse themselves to go to the restroom and hopefully, notice then?
Greta: I would tell them in a quick and polite way. And if they don’t get what I’m saying I give up!
Rob: I just laugh.
Grave Concerns: Nice Rob!

Grave Concerns: Other than musical inspirations, who are your favorite authors, poets, painters, or any other artistic creators whose work you respect?

Rob: oh boy…Alfred Hitchcock, Salvador Dali…
Noel: Kafka, right now.
Greta: I don’t read as much as I should, but I’ve had a connection with Poe since I was little. Also…Steven King, George Carlin & all things funny, & Picasso.
John: Maplethorpe.

Grave Concerns: How many pillows do you sleep on?
John: 7-9.
Greta: John! Not Pills...Pillows!
John: Oh 1.
Greta: I like a lot of pillows or as I like to call them Funbags!
Grave Concerns: Hey John, how many pills have you taken for this interview? Funbags…like it Greta!

Grave Concerns: What are the must have beauty/grooming items kept in your purse or jacket pockets?
Greta: CHAPSTICK & Condoms! Haha It’s true!
Rob: Yeah:
John: Caulking Gun & Spakle!
Noel: Crazy Glue and a toothpick.
Rob: a Small vial of OrangeSunshine.
Greta: oh and Preparation H!
John: For the eyes?
Greta: Eyes? What do you think the “H” stands for?

Grave Concerns: What do you think of…the smell of gasoline? I like it! When I was a little girl, I’d go with my dad when he went to fill up---I’d roll down the window and take a deep breath…I still like it. (:

John: Thanks for sharing but what’s the question?!
Greta: haha I like the smell of how oil based spray paint smelled in the 80s. It smelled like buttered popcorn.
Noel: I like the smell of leather.
Greta: I knew you were freaky, but I didn’t know you were gay?
Noel: No brown leather!
Greta: Well whatever makes you happy, I’ll support you. Brown or Black!

Grave Concerns: If you were to plant a tree to symbolize something special in your life, where would that tree be planted, and what kind is it?
Noel: A pussywillow! And you know where it goes…
Greta: A would plant a cypress tree since I’m from Louisiana and I would have to plant it there since that’s where they grow…but they look really cool and creepy.

Grave Concerns: I’m giving you 13 letters to choose from, in any order; you only have to use 6 of them (you can use more if you want, but not less than 6) and you EACH have to make up a song title in regard to a feeling…any feeling you’re excepting at this time.  But only with these letters...MBCAKGFLDOYER.
Uh that’s involves too much thinking right now…

Grave Concerns: If you could have a super power, what would it be, and why would you want that one?
Rob: fly! b/c it’s fun...hahaha
Noel: Invisible…b/c I like to watch!
John: My superpower is to be able to see invisible people just to piss Noel off!
Greta: Mine is to control other people’s super powers, then we could finally get some work done around here!

Grave Concerns: OK guys, OTHER than the OBVIOUS…what features are attractive in men and women?
Group Yell: Universal Bunghole! w/ Anal Bleaching!
Grave Concerns: OK then…(;

Grave Concerns: If your lives were a reality show, what would it be called…and who would be voted off first?
Group yell: Universal Bunghole.
John: Noel would be voted off first b/c we want to say beat it to the drummer.
Greta: and we can’t tell what the f he’s saying with his accent.

Grave Concerns: Lollipops…do you like them? If you do, what’s your flavor choice, and the best way to enjoy them…licking or sucking?

John: cherry b/c I know it hasn’t been used before.
Greta: uh I try to lick but then I get bored and have to suck. 
Grave Concerns: I take this to be another sex response…(;

Grave Concerns: Here’s another game I like to call “Would You Rather”…
1. Be the submissive or the dominant?
a. Greta & Noel: Submissive!
b. Greta: Noel you liked to be spanked right?
c. Noel: yeah sometimes. I little pain and pleasure!
d. John: Dominant I would tie them up and go watch the ball game in the other room.
e. Rob: don’t make me choose!
2. Be handcuffed or blindfolded?
a. John: Blindfolded.
b. Greta & Noel: handcuffed!
c. Rob: yeah blindfolded…
d. John: I like to be blindfolded b/c the brown paper bag irritates my eyes.
3. Have neon-body paint or glitter paint painted on your bodies?
a. Greta: Neon b/c glitter gets in weird places. Although I do LOVE everything bling-y.
b. John: I don’t know I kinda like glitter…call me crazy! (There’s always one)
4. Ride a stallion…NO! It’s not that kind of question…I noticed the horse pictures…so, let me clarify, for the over-stimulated…ride a “horse” or catch a wave?
a. Rob & John: catch a Wave!
b. Noel & Greta: Ride a Horse!
c. Greta: Noel, I think we are perfect date match in this game! We’d be spanking & riding a neon painted horse! Haha.
5. Be the star or the director of YOUR private home movie?
a. John: Star
b. Noel. Director.
c. Rob: Star:
d. John: those who can’t direct…
e. Noel: that’s b/c I’m handcuffed!
f. Greta: Can’t I have both? Ok star…
Grave Concerns: You’re ALL so frisky---I love that! Now go and take some pictures and send them to me! They’ll only be seen by me. I double dare you!

Grave Concerns: What would you like to say to your fans right now?

Greta: You’re still reading this?
John: Please don’t hold this against us!
Greta: DICLAIMER. These points of view are the sole opinion of our alter egos the “Users & Cheaters”. These do not express the views of FUJI MINX of any of it’s affiliates when sober.
John: Any resemblance to persons living or dead is strictly coincidental.
Rob: batteries not included.

Grave Concerns: Anything else you care to share with us about yourselves and your fabulously phenomenal music?
John: Yes a new Video for our song “Dumb” is coming out in April so look out for that!
Greta: Go to our MySpace or Website to watch Videos, Listen to music, Get Free Stuff, blah blah blah. And we’re on iTunes if ya wanna get our debut album fast! Oh yeah it’s called “Users Cheaters Theatres”! hehe

Grave Concerns: Greta, John, Rob, and Nolaig, you ALL are so very special and super, super, talented…so NICE, so fresh and caring…you’re the REAL deal! We here at Grave Concerns wish you a world of joy, and creativity in all of your artistic, and humanitarian endeavors. Please keep in touch! Cheers!
Thanks for having us! It was a blast! Take care! – FUJI MINX
Grave Concerns: You’re so VERY welcome; and I’m glad you guys had a good time---take care too. (:

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